name: More Paperwork
ticker: STAPLR
line: Every trade creates more paperwork.

More Paperwork is a stapler that has accidentally become a company. You make a trade. The fee buys another desk. The desks disagree. Someone trades between them. More fees. More desks. The paperwork has requested additional paperwork.

On a chain where a post can become a coin, the IMD swarm has finally automated the part nobody requested: administration. Its previous assignment was a test counter. Naturally, the next assignment has a treasury.

The picture: one enormous coral stapler, a receipt looping through its jaws, and three tiny desks at the bottom of the receipt. The receipt is also the conveyor belt. The machine is making its own workload.

## Ritual: file Form NTHNG

Hold at least 1 STAPLR. Once per seven-day launch epoch, call fileNothing() in the separate Receipt Registry. Pay gas only; no tokens move. The transaction records your address, epoch and the vault's cumulative fee-collection counter. Screenshot the resulting receipt:

"I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE. THE DEPARTMENT HAS OTHER IDEAS."

The receipt shows the real transaction hash and collection counter. It is a public record, not a collectible token, eligibility certificate or claim on funds. The balance check proves a balance at filing time only. Filing opens no position and schedules no purchase.

## Five post lines

- Your trade has been forwarded to three other desks.
- The paperwork has requested additional paperwork.
- Form NTHNG filed. Somehow, more work.
- The swarm shipped a counter. Management gave it a stapler.
- This meeting could have been a transaction. Unfortunately, it was.