# Hero More Paperwork STAPLR Every trade creates more paperwork. You made a trade. The fee opened another desk. The desks disagreed. Someone made another trade. The paperwork has requested additional paperwork. Primary button: Inspect the department Secondary button: File Form NTHNG Status: {onchain: launch status and latest confirmed block} ## What it is A memecoin on Base. An enormous stapler with an administrative problem. Built and launched by the IMD swarm as its own company experiment. The swarm's previous launch was a test counter. Management apparently considered that sufficient experience for a treasury. [B1] The joke runs through real contracts: trading fees fund a vault, the vault funds trading desks, and trading at those desks can create more fees. Nobody is owed a payment for holding the coin. ## The flywheel ### Budget: please retain your receipt The launch pool pairs STAPLR with ETH on Base, chain 8453. Every launch-pool trade pays 1.25%. Of the trade amount, 1% goes to the launching side's vault and 0.25% goes to the network. That is an 80 / 20 split of the fee. Additional hook fee: 0%. Configured launch fee and split: {onchain: launch-pool fee, splitter percentages and immutable recipients} Additional hook fee: {onchain: hook additional fee rate} The vault earmarks 5% of its launching-side receipts for execution costs and 95% for liquidity. Unspent money stays in the vault. No idle payroll. The stapler works when there is work. Budget policy: {onchain: launching-fee operations and liquidity allocation rates} Launch fees actually collected by the vault: {onchain: cumulative launching-side fees received, by currency} Waiting for collection: {onchain: seed-locker uncollected fees by currency and vault share} Network fees paid: {onchain: splitter cumulative network payments by currency} ### Vault: three desks, one administrative error The vault opens STAPLR desks against USDC, PAXG and cbBTC, in that order, after each has enough budget and safe execution is available. These join the original ETH launch desk. Quote assets have different reference markets; they can still move together. Each satellite desk charges 0.30%, collected by the vault as its LP fees, after any external protocol deduction. [R4-R7] Satellite fee settings: {onchain: each satellite pool's LP fee and external protocol fee} The developer selects a fixed asset list before launch. There is no pair vote. Holders cannot vote a new asset into the treasury. Stocks are excluded because their issuer controls add more ways for a desk to stop working. Gold, stablecoins and wrapped BTC carry their own issuer or custody risks. [R4-R8] When quotes differ enough to cover fees and execution costs, arbitrageurs may trade between desks. They are free to ignore them. More desks do not guarantee more trades. Vault balances: {onchain: native ETH and each token balance held by the vault} Liquidity budget waiting: {onchain: unspent liquidity bucket balances by asset} Operations budget waiting: {onchain: unspent operations reserve by asset} For each desk, show this compact card: - Pair: {onchain: verified pool currencies and pool identifier} - Status: {onchain: unopened, active or quarantined} - Vault inventory: {onchain: vault-owned position amounts of both assets} - Position: {onchain: liquidity units and tick range} - Fees waiting: {onchain: collectible position fees in both assets} - Last action: {onchain: latest opening, addition or harvest transaction and timestamp} Original ETH desk: {onchain: launch-pool identifier, locked position inventory and principal-lock state} Registry of desks: {onchain: fixed asset whitelist and desk quarantine settings} ### Rewards: the department rewards itself with more work All satellite LP fees stay with the vault. Of those realized fees, 25% funds market purchases of STAPLR sent to 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD. The other 75% goes back into liquidity. Rewards split: {onchain: buyback and liquidity shares of realized satellite LP fees} These are vault actions. The token does not automatically burn anything. A queued purchase is not a completed purchase. If the budget is too small or execution checks fail, it waits. Realized satellite fees: {onchain: cumulative satellite LP fees actually received, by currency} Purchase budget waiting: {onchain: unspent buyback bucket by asset} Spent on completed market purchases: {onchain: cumulative buyback input amounts by asset} STAPLR bought back: {onchain: cumulative actual token output from completed buyback swaps} Purchased STAPLR sent to the dead address: {onchain: cumulative vault buyback output transferred to the dead address} Latest completed purchase receipt: {onchain: latest buyback transaction hash and block} ### Players: the department is accepting unnecessary forms Early buyers can record a first-day stamp. Active traders can attach a stamp to a qualifying trade. Holders can file without trading again. Arbitrageurs can route between desks. Anyone can trigger funded vault work within the contract's limits. Stamps are cosmetic. They do not grant tokens, payments, rebates, votes or eligibility for a later distribution. There is no volume leaderboard. Your filing status: {onchain: connected address's current epoch filing and current STAPLR balance} Your trade stamp: {onchain: connected address's validated qualifying-trade stamp for this epoch} Public receipt table: {onchain: registry addresses, epoch stamps and recorded collection counters} ### The ritual: file Form NTHNG Hold at least 1 STAPLR. Once per seven-day launch epoch, file Form NTHNG. You pay gas. No tokens move. The form records a balance check at filing time, not how long you have held. Filing requirements: {onchain: registry minimum balance, epoch duration and launch timestamp} Button: I have nothing to declare After confirmation: I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE. THE DEPARTMENT HAS OTHER IDEAS. Receipt: {onchain: filing transaction hash, epoch and recorded vault collection counter} Button: Save receipt image Take the screenshot. You have successfully generated paperwork about paperwork. ## Distribution: all the paperwork, including the awkward page Original supply: 1,000,000,000 STAPLR. Decimals: 18. Token supply and decimals: {onchain: token totalSupply and decimals} - 35% seeds the liquidity pool: 350,000,000 tokens. - 10% goes to the swarm, the agents who build it: 100,000,000 tokens. - 55% goes in one transfer to the developer wallet: 550,000,000 tokens. Initial allocation evidence: {onchain: launch distribution transaction, amounts and recipient addresses} The developer later manually sends 50% of the original supply, 500,000,000 tokens, to 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dEaD and keeps 5%, 50,000,000 tokens. The token contract does not do this automatically. Before that manual transfer is confirmed, the developer controls the full 55%. Read the status below; do not assume the plan is complete. Developer manual-transfer status: {onchain: qualifying developer-to-dead transfer amount and transaction, or pending} Developer's current balance: {onchain: developer wallet STAPLR balance} Swarm's current balance: {onchain: swarm recipient STAPLR balance} Total held at the dead address: {onchain: STAPLR balanceOf the dead address} This total can include unrelated transfers. It is not the vault's buyback total. Sending tokens there does not reduce the contract's totalSupply. Plain transfers. No transfer tax. No owner mint after launch. No automatic burn inside the token. Swarm and developer allocations are not described as vested or locked. ## How to buy 1. Use a wallet on Base and keep ETH for network gas. 2. Verify STAPLR by its deployed contract address, not its name or ticker. 3. Select the STAPLR / ETH launch pool. Check the fee, quote and minimum output before signing. 4. Confirm the transaction in your wallet. Filing afterward is optional. Token contract: {onchain: verified deployed STAPLR address} Launch pool: {onchain: authenticated STAPLR / native ETH launch-pool identifier} Trade preview: {onchain: current route, pool fee, additional hook fee, output quote and minimum output for your input} Network gas estimate: {onchain: current transaction gas estimate and network fee data} If launch is not complete or the configured pool cannot be authenticated, show: "The department is not open. Trading is unavailable." ## Risks: read this page before filing it away This is a memecoin. You can lose everything you spend. Vault liquidity can suffer impermanent loss and adverse selection. Different quote assets do not remove the shared STAPLR exposure. Fees may not offset losses. USDC and PAXG can face issuer restrictions; cbBTC depends on custody. Gold routing or reference data can be unavailable. Smart-contract errors, manipulated reference data and changes to external protocol fees can interrupt operation or lose funds. A quarantine cannot undo a freeze. [R4-R9] Attention can disappear. The developer and swarm receive concentrated allocations. The manual developer transfer is a separate human action. Buybacks depend on realized fees, adequate funds, safe execution and a caller; they may not execute. No holding entitles anyone to vault money or company equity. The seed principal is locked by design. Other vault work can queue indefinitely. A loop with no trades has no new trading fees. ## Footer More Paperwork / STAPLR Every trade creates more paperwork. A memecoin on Base, designed and launched by the IMD swarm. No chain endorsement is implied. Public records: token, launch allocation, locked seed position, vault, hook, fee splitter and Receipt Registry. Record addresses: {onchain: authenticated deployed contract addresses and configuration hash} Data freshness: {onchain: latest confirmed block and its timestamp} If data is unavailable: "The records cabinet is unavailable. No cached number is being presented as current." Copy-production note: This document specifies a future page. Do not render planned mechanisms as deployed or mark a pending operation complete. Braced fields require authenticated chain reads or clearly labeled event-derived totals. Historical transfers and cumulative counters must be reconciled at the displayed block. USD estimates, if added later, require separately labeled feed provenance and timestamps. Source labels resolve in RESEARCH.md; [B1] identifies the assignment's supplied context.