name: Nailed Down Rug
ticker: NAILED
line: The only rug on Base you cannot pull. Every trade buys a nail.

## Meme concept

Base learned its first lesson two days after launch: the dev can pull the rug. NAILED is the
rug that was nailed to the floor before anyone could. Every trade pays a fee, every fee buys
a nail, and every nail is a liquidity position owned by a vault that has no function to hand
liquidity to anyone. More trading means more nails, in more pools, against ETH, dollars,
euros and bitcoin, and arbitrage between those pools hammers in even more. The picture is
the whole pitch: a striped rug, four fat nails, one hammer. It is still a memecoin. The
points are worthless and the site says so. The insider is a contract and its every move is
in the explorer. In a week when bots launch thousands of coins a day, this one is mostly
furniture.

## The ritual: Swing the Hammer

1. Open the vault contract in any Base block explorer and call hammer().
2. If budget is waiting, your call pushes it into the pools and the vault emits
   NailHammered with your nail number, for example "nail #4812, hammered by you".
3. Screenshot the event and post it with "nailed it".
Cost: gas only. Reward: your address on the Nail Board. That is all it does.

## Post lines

1. Other coins have a rug. We have a floor.
2. Your trade fee just became nail #4812. You are welcome, floor.
3. Wash trade for points if you like. The points are fake. The nails are real.
4. Bots launch thousands of coins a day. One of them is now furniture.
5. Insider buy detected: it was the vault, it posted the receipt.